A day in the life...sometimes

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!

2009-05-05T14:14:36Z

Happy St. Patrick's Day

2009-03-17T13:59:48Z

Fishmen...

2009-03-05T19:28:46Z

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI

A musical version of 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth' by H.P Lovecraft. Set to a song composed by the HPLHS (http://www.cthulhulives.org) If you don't get whats going on and want to read the original story, its a good read and online at: http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Shadow_Over_Innsmouth

Happy Holidays!!

2008-12-24T15:03:19Z

My Magic Kingdom

2008-12-16T15:44:03Z

Off To WDW

2008-12-02T16:17:26Z

We leave NJ tomorrow 7:15 AM. Can't wait to get to Disney and take these pictures in person.

The cast of characters.

The Castle at Christmas time.

The Lights of Winter arches in Epcot.

The Osborne Family lights in Hollywood Studios.

The Christmas tree in Animal Kingdom.

Things To Do today...Tape Bacon to the Cat

2008-11-20T16:25:31Z

No it's not on my list, but it was on somebody's.

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/13/clearly-you-people-thought-i-was-kidding/

Off to a Concert

2008-11-07T19:22:05Z

Yes I'm going to a concert in NYC. Something I haven't done in years. Should be good.

Smashing Pumpkins
New York, NY - United Palace Theatre

Happy Halloween!!

2008-10-31T14:45:37Z

Book page meme ( yoinked from onthers)

2008-10-23T17:06:38Z

* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

"When the fire was finally brought under control, a 56,000-square-foot area at the end of the pier was a total loss."

Amusement Parks of New Jersey. Jim Futrell. 2004

My Meez of me as Bellatrix Lestrange

2008-10-17T20:44:01Z

Give me a 10 for Meez Halloween Costume Contest

Election Poster

2008-10-09T22:20:13Z

Heh Heh...a shoggie Palin

Very sad

2008-10-06T14:40:22Z

My little Belle Belle Kitty (Grizabella) died last night.

The Ode to Joy - Muppet-style

2008-09-19T19:15:13Z

I do so find this funny.

Arrr...matey...

2008-09-19T13:34:11Z

It be a Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day I be wishin' ya...

30 pieces of Alton Brown information

2008-09-12T14:49:49Z

#1. Alton Brown grinds his own peppercorns. With his teeth.

#2. Alton Brown's chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after he adds the bacon and lard.

#3. Alton Brown brushes his teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But still his breath smells like lemon meringue.

#4. Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.

#5. When Alton Brown was born, he collected the hospital slop they'd left for his mother and made it into an zesty, appetizing goulash. The dish fed the entire maternity ward for a week.

#6. In the first, as-yet-unaired episode of Iron Chef America, Alton Brown single-handedly defeated an all-star team of Bobby Flay, Cat Cora, and Hiroyuki Sakai. The secret ingredient was 'whimsy'.

#7. Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes sauces.

#8. Alton Brown prepares his fugu blindfolded, with one chopstick and a plastic spork. Alton Brown ain't afraid of no chump neurotoxin.

#9. Alton Brown's blender has four speeds: 'stir', 'mix', 'frappe', and 'plasmify'.

#10. Alton Brown can split a pineapple in half using only his pinkies. For coconuts, though, he has to use his thumbs.

#11. Alton Brown knows where capers come from. And he grows his own, on a Chia pet in the pantry.

#12. On Rachel Ray's show, she shows people where to eat for less than forty dollars a day. When Alton Brown eats, people pay him.

#13. Alton Brown slices ham so thin, it can only be seen using an electron microscope.

#14. Some knives can slice through a tin can and still cut a tomato. Alton Brown's knives can slice through a Pontiac, and still cut a tin can.

#15. Grown men have been known to weep for joy in the mere presence of Alton Brown's vinaigrette. His hollandaise sauce can kill a man from sheer ecstasy at forty paces.

#16. Alton Brown can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If he ever bothered to eat food he didn't make himself, that is.

#17. Alton Brown once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned his cutting board. Undaunted, he sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices -- and they were delicious.

#18. Every Burger King Alton Brown has walked into has immediately closed forever -- try as they might, they simply can't 'do it his way'.

#19. Alton Brown can pair a wine with any food -- including hot dogs, ice cream, raw eggs, Alpo, sawdust, and soylent green. It's people!

#20. Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend.

#21. Some meats are so tender, they seem to melt in your mouth. Alton Brown's meats are so tender, he's had entire turkeys vanish into thin air.

#22. Alton Brown's no saint. But if his chicken Kiev cures one more kid's leprosy, the church will reconsider the evidence.

#23. Alton Brown doesn't whip potatoes. Alton Brown's potatoes whip themselves, if they know what's good for them.

#24. Alton Brown's other car is the Wienermobile.

#25. Alton Brown's show is called 'Good Eats', because 'Multiple Shuddering Mouthgasms' didn't play with the network's target demographic.

#26. Alton Brown's freezer operates at minus-twenty-seven degrees. Kelvin.

#27. Alton Brown once prepared shrimp gumbo for a cooking competition, using only salt, water, canned Spam, and a packet of Arby's 'Horsey Sauce'. He took second place. He would have won, but one of the judges was allergic to shellfish.

#28. Alton Brown can fit three hundred and forty-two cookies on a standard-sized baking sheet. Without any touching.

#29. When Alton Brown slices onions, the onions cry.

#30. Alton Brown was once asked to participate in a blind orange juice taste test. He was the only person able to successfully identify the brand, style, vintage, temperature, pH level, distance to the orchard, age of the grove trees, and the names of the workers picking the fruit. Including the one who needs to start washing after bathroom breaks.

My New Tattoo

2008-09-04T17:16:21Z

The pictures don't do it justice.

Here it is a few hours after I got it.

And the next day.

LOLCat Zombies

2008-08-18T14:54:44Z

more cat pictures

pru_celt @ 2008-08-12T09:29:00

2008-08-12T13:34:12Z

Happy Birthday angryjonny!!!

Surgery

2008-08-08T18:46:52Z

So, instead of having my surgery on Thursday, I sat around for a some hours in a gown (surgical) and then was told my doctor had an emergency and I will be doing it another day.

That other day will now be Wednesday Aug 13 at 7:30 AM. Great surgical gown, fasting, my first IV and future discomfort all at the ass crack of dawn.

Can you tell how happy I am???

Oh, and this means, depending on how I feel, I might be missing my rehearsal on Saturday.

Yet more joy.

What I do just so I can breathe!!

The Horror of Blimps

2008-08-01T18:02:20Z

This is a very funny account of a man, a toy blimp and the LARGE SILENT SINISTER MENACING FLOATING PRESENCE.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851

pru_celt @ 2008-07-29T11:04:00

2008-07-29T15:05:04Z

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	36.7% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	64.6%
Shamelessness	66.7% It takes a couple of drinks	78.8%
Sex Drive	60.5% A fool for love, but not always	77.1%
Straightness	12.5% Knows the other body type like a map	43.8%
Gayness	30.4% At least one weekend of ecstacy	83.6%
Fucking Sick	74.3% Dipped into depravity	89.8%
You are 47.57% pure Average Score: 72.3%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Interesting Pictures

2008-07-23T19:49:23Z

For all of you who attend conventions (and I know a good part of you have and do) here's the Orlando Sentinel's link to it's pictures from the MegaCon. I'm not a big Cosplay fan, but you have to admit that some of these people did amazing jobs on their costumes.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/custom/funstuff/orl-anime-megacon-pg,0,5371051.photogallery

Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus.

2008-07-03T14:18:47Z

I think the one on the right is more intelligent.

I miss Bloom County

2008-07-02T16:25:36Z